Sleeping statues

  

Sleeping statues

  

The Dude's eyes only opened when they cut him off

And after he paid for his lady friend's drinks without so much as a reciprocated kiss in return.
  

The Dude shares pleasantries over his 17th shot

  

The dude's lady friend (in his dreams) in Charlotte

  

A discontinuity in my timeline: "The Dude" in Charlotte

  

Question of the day: what's the difference between speed metal and death metal?

Death metal is actually death related and is characterized by story-telling and "cookie-monster" vocals. Speed metal is just fast metal. You totally already knew that.

Mr. Fitch gathers sticks and twigs with which to decorate his nest

  

Mr. Fitch in his new habitat

  

Question of the day: do lefties die earlier?

No! More old people were just forced to be righties as children. No #2!

Wig bash

  

Gone for a smoke

  

Asa's buddies in the subway