Josh's new favorite toy

A bible-themed ipod lanyard. Maybe put Bono's face on it?

Also, the EPA is holding me down with this work-only websites business. Instead of being honest with their distraction, they goof off making silly signs like "EPA Stress Relief Kit - Bang head here."

Also, what happens when a huge party city reopens to find a bunch of government employees and contractors in its hotels? Lame party.